Welcome to Communist Lobsters Pure Insanity section, here you can find the most bazaar things that you could ever imagine. We have a list here of various things you can do if you feel up to it, or just read them for a good laugh. All of the stories and games posted on this page are real, yes Soviet Shrimp and I have done everything on this page. I know it seems wrong and that no one would ever think of doing any of these things but ... believe it or not it has been done. So try em yourself or sit back and laugh at our misfortunes.
Well I figured I better put a warning up on this section, trust me it's for your own good. Each little "game" will have a rating from 1 - 5. The rating will be displayed by these nifty little thingies, so here's the deal:
 - You can probably try this and be safe.
- Still pretty safe but ...
- You best steer clear of this one, unless your short a load upstairs.
- Hold up! If you really want to try it be careful.
 - STAY CLEAR PURE EVIL!!!!!!
Well I warned your dumb ass so proceed as you wish.
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Well this is the food game and I reall dont suggest you try this one unless you are really drunk, high or just fucking morons like Shrimp and I. The object of this game is to create food so repulsive that it will make your oppenent puke.
What you need to play
1. 2 players
2. A stocked Fridge
3. A screw lose
3. A strong stomach
Click the Food Game Icon for all the info.
Ok this game is pretty fucking nasty but I think you could try it out for a good laugh. There is no real object to this game except to laugh at people while they inhale shit fumes. This is pure jokes.
What you need to play
1. No player limit
2. Some sort of game (cards or somethin)
3. A nose
3. Some dog/cat shit
Click the Food Game Icon for all the info.
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